Cookies Demotivational Poster
FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness
WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.
THE HULK -
REDNECK BAKERY -
SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY - When the laws of physics won't allow you to bend over and those cookies are prone to falling on the floor, you adapt
YOU - stole the cookie from the cookie jar
INCOHERENT BASTERDS -
OH...HELL NO! - Dwop da cookies, you wascally wabbit! Some things are NOT expendable.
MILF BAIT - Before springing the trap, lure them out with chocolate chip cookies.
BUTT COOKIES - Now that's a tasty little piece
ELF GIRL - Time to get back to the tree and make me some cookies!
The Son of Odin -
COOKIES - They make the never-ending battle against evil so worth it.
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS... - Yes, Granny, the ccokies are delicious, as always.
GIRL SCOUTS -
MMMM - COOKIES! - I smell fresh baked, chocolate chip cookies - mmmmm!!!
UH OH! - Terrorists have infiltrated the Postal Service.
TRUE LOVE -
THE PROBLEM WITH FOOD PROPOSALS - Is the awkward three hours it takes you to bake the cake saying "No."
GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW - Thank you Girls Scouts of America
ENVY - I wish my dog would crap fortune cookies
COOKIEMONSTER - is not getting any cookies today
GLASS O MILK TOO PLEASE -
COOKIES - when she came to my door with that innocent stare and asked if I had some money to spare how could I resist not buying her cookies
THE SNOOKI COOKIE DIET -
MOM COOKING - Sometime, my friends who just come over for some of my mom's cookies... Wait WHAT?
NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free.
ADDICTION - This is why you shouldn't do drugs kids.
ANYTHING? - You're a pussy.
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies -
THE COOKIE MONSTER -
Tracking Cookies -
STICK IT TO THE MAN -
COOKIES - are like true love. There's one out there for everyone.
A GOD SEND -
AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)
CAVITY PREVENTION - You're doin' it wrong
HAPPY MEAL - Whatever happened to the cookies after that scandal with Mayor McCheese.
HEY! - You There!
Prep time -
Tracking Cookies -
The Sith. -